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We accept Mastercard, Visa, Diner's Club along with Fetal Parts, Body Parts and Horse Shit Theories, as long as they are accompanied by cold hard cash...and we are happy to inform you that we also accept American Express, Iraqi Express, the Midnight Express and the Orient Express all to make your purchase of the products you have told us you so desperately want and need...a pleasant experience!

This week we have several specials running and for only $99.95 plus tax and s/h you can be the first in your family of horse shiters to own one, or more, of the following hand painted t-shirts with such discussion stimulating phrases as:

1. I'M NOT A VICTIM...I AM AN ABORTION!
2. YOU'RE LIFE IS MEANINGLESS BUT MINE ISN'T...I'M A NIHILIST!
3. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING...ASK ME! I KNOW EVERYTHING! I'M A NIHILIST!
4. GOD IS DEAD AND BURIED...AND I KNOW CAUSE I AM DEADER AND DEEPER THAN GOD IS!
5. I'M A NIHILIST BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY PHILOSOPHY WHERE I CAN STILL TALK LIKE AN IDIOT...AND FIND IT EASIER TO PRETEND I DON'T KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS STILL LAUGHING AT ME!
6. HUMAN SUFFERING IS AN ILLUSION...BUT SMART NIHILIST HAVE A GOOD INSURANCE PLAN!
7. I'VE NEVER GONE A FUCKING DAY IN MY LIFE WITHOUT THREE MEALS AND A ROOF OVER MY HEAD...BUT I HAVE NO NEEDS BECAUSE I AM A NIHILIST!
8. IF AN ILLUSORY POLICEMAN TELLS ME TO TAKE OFF T-SHIRT NO.7
BECAUSE IT HAS AN OBSCENITY ON IT--I'LL TELL HIM TO EAT SHIT BECAUSE I'M A NIHILIST AND DADDY WILL PAY FOR MY LAWYER!
9. I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN JAIL...I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A NIHILIST!
10.I NEVER WAS, I AM NOT NOW, NOR WILL I EVER BE A NIHILIST...IN FACT I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT AWFUL WORD NIHILIST...I'M BORN AGAIN!

For only a short time we also have a special on the following:

The original painting titled "The Nihilist Conspirators" by Ilya Repin(cost a mere $365,000)...we only have a limited quantity of 1,356 of this original painting left so if you want it, be sure to get your money right in--at this price it is not going to last long. And it has already been assured by the firm of Dunne and Dunne as being guaranteed to triple in value by the time it is delivered to you! That shows you right there how much your Nihilism is paying off!

We have a whole line of Nihilist Conspirator Cosmetic products for the male and female and the gay and lesbian and transgender and don't want to know what they are and the tri-anything sexual Nihilist.

We have the entire supply of Nihilist books you are after such as:
1. "What Being a Nihilist Means to Me and What the Fuck Business Is It of Yours Anyway?"
2. "Nihilism for the Complete Idiot"
3. "Nihilism for the Simple Minded"
4. "Nihilism for the Retarded"
5. "Nihilism for the Brain Damaged"
6. "Nihilism for the Brain Dead"
7. "Why Your Not a Real Nihilist Because You Don't Know What I Know"
8. "Nihilism, My Faith, My God, My Golf Ball, My All!"
9. "Nihilism for the Pretty Little White Boy in Prison, and Other
Cocksuckers"
10. "Nihilism for Non Homophobes...Who Would Kill Rather Than Suck Cock...Because They Are Real Men"(this last one makes a wonderful birthday gift for the true heterosexual Nihilist)

Yes, these and so many other wonderful gifts and products can all be found at The Nihilist Store...and remember if it doesn't say Nihilism--it could be chaos, or anarchy, or buddhism or taoism or something you never even heard of and can't even horseshit your way through...so don't trust anything if it doesn't say Nihilism!

And just to help you out, remember...msilihiN spelled backwards...spells NIHILISM!