For those of you who are interested in obtaining illgal drugs, guns...and roses of mass destruction!

As far as you are concerned, and "...for your eyes only" and in "...mine eyes have seen the coming of the lord", I am sure I am nothing but a motherfucking sell out at this point now that I am about to tell you my true feelings which are...

I want everyone to know I can get when ever anyone wants them...all the illegal drugs, guns and weapons of mass destruction you could ever consume. And while it is going to cost the tax payers paaaalenty to provide them, and after making a rich man of that great patriot and humanitarian and un-convicted war criminal and friend of capitalism and communism, Col. Oliver North(Ret. and making more fucking blood money than ever working for some cocksucking military company) I now have a new connection!

After all, at a secret sales and promo meeting it has been determined that for your own good and for that of national security purposes it is VERY important that you be aware of this, which is why I reiterate...in case you need anything from a metric ton, or more, of heroin(for the enjoyment of the children of America) to your own nuclear powered submarine complete with a crew to run it and supplied with, or with out, your own nuclear weapons arsenal, I can now provide any of the afore mentioned to you, for a price, at the NiHiLisT Store

In fact, in anticipation of our arming the entire citizenry of the world with every conceivable, and inconceivable, object of discussion and devastation, we are having a sale at the nIhlIsT Store in order to clear our shelves of their entire contents which are now filled with what has become...the accepted and now embraced for ever as truth, new ideology of politically correct horseshit. And which you can have for a mere pittance of their true assessed value which has necessitated our having to double the prices on everything in order to pay for the assessors to tell you how valuable a product it is you are receiving from us in some cases...for up to 75% off of their true marked up value!

And if you have any doubts about the kind of quality of our services just remember our motto which has always been and has been seen on the Howard Stern Show, The Larry King Show, The Howdy Doody Show and in High Times Magazine... "Always Shop At The NIHILIST Store!"

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"There is no laughter in the covens of the witch...some clever doctor went and sterilized the bitch...and the only man with energy yes the revolution's pride...he trained a 100 women just to kill an unborn child!"...Leonard Cohen