God Skips Bush, Warns Pat Robertson

It would appear that god has chosen his new messenger, a new hairy ear into which to mutter news of coming events. Pat Robertson has announced that he has heard god's muttering, and is passing on the word that terrorist attacks and mass killings are forthcoming in 2007. The amazing part of this to me is that there are still people out there willing to believe this witless boob, no matter how many cockamamie predictions he makes that don't come to pass. Not only do they believe his drivel, they send him money! The average American who financially supports televangelism has to have an I.Q. slightly lower than that of a cherrystone clam. I have to question whether or not the human race can get by this one, this stumbling block on the way to understanding our place in the universe, without us all winding up dead in a biblical nuclear holocaust. My god can beat up your god...nyaah, nyaah! I gotta tell you, in all honesty, I don't know which scares me more, the fact that people like him think they hear god's voice, or that they believe in that whole silly-ass fairy tale to begin with. And, for every idiot bastard's son like Robertson, there will be umpteen idiot followers, ready to drink the Kool-Ade when the time comes. Yeah, a better world awaits. You betcha. Pretty pathetic, people.