John P. Stoltenberg, P.E.

Most recent attacks upon political correctness:

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For Karen

Even as Amy Mann and Radio Head battle to be plagiarized
in the warmth of the cold garage
a war rages on…somewhere…in my manic schemes…and dreams
of the heat of your distant arms…still falling…victim
to my admittedly dieing ego’s…charms.

Desperately! Desperately! Desperately!
You are almost all I think of…saving…if that is what you want
from being among the ranks of the freaks
who were ever embraced…by him.

Because…once upon a time…a long long time ago
I told you a story to who ever you were then on another forgotten…drunken nite
my greatest crime…is knowing
like Samson knew….when his G-d led him
by means of the sewers of blindness…to bring down the Temple walls
my greatest sin…is not hating…enough
to trust anyone…with my darkest and most unimportant secret.
So…sew…sew…sew away…back on the farm, lover?

Desperately! Desperately! Desperately!
It is almost all I could think of…loosing…my heart if that is what you never wanted
as long as it will keep you forever…from being among the ranks…of the freaks
who suspected they could ever fall in love…with a leper.

Come on and let me save you…if that is all you want
and as long as it will help keep my spells…forever…from parting your thighs
like Moses once did with his magic…to the Sea.
Because you are all I think of…saving
if it will…keep you forever in my heart…and me from touching again
just another professional…in the business relationship of being
for me alone…just another woman…who is… an untouchable,

After all it is a cheaper and crueler and lonelier payback of revenge
than letting a man you will never know…wound you with tears
for all that he owes thee…for what my durty diseased mind

Desperately! Desperately! Desperately!
wanted to do to your perfect body for nothing…but thanks…for cigarettes…and the beers.

Now it’s your turn to save my soul…from you
Desperately! Desperately! Desperately!
wanting to do anything as payment…to learn…how to fall in love…with me.
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Pornographic Note

As I watched you go alone and away…from me
on that horrible day I learned
I would never see your eyes.

I felt more powerful than Samson
when the eyes of my soul…were blinded
by some silent blessing telling me
to go alone and away…from you
on a chilly afternoon…at the end of the Sabbath…
on the nite of the seventh day…under a dark gray sky of aloneness
and there to await the parting of clouds…giving birth…to a floor of galaxies so high above me.

Swirling, swirling…swirling
to reveal in all their majestic glory and majesty
what I imagined to be…but the beatific tip…of your soul, my beloved…

Or is all that beauty I so desperately desperately desperately
wanted to find in you…nothing more…than the beauty…that is forever…with in me?

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PLEASE PLEASE CHAIN MAIL TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LISTS AND POST EVERYWHERE! MODIFY AND COLORIZE...AT WILL!!

URGENT CIVIL WAR ACTION BEGINNING EVERYWHERE TODAY! THIS MOMENT! ALL OVER THE WORLD...AND THE REST OF CREATION!

Go to the nearest wal-mart or any other fucked up corporate fuck place and scream out that they just exploded a nuclear bomb in some major city that is relatively distant from you. That the government is trying to conceal it and has blocked off all communication and is playing old news reports and programming that we see on our televisions and hear on the radio!

Translate this into any and all languages that you know and send it through out the World! Would you rather have it be true and then find out what the fuck happens...well then FUCK YOU!

MAKE LOVE AND ROBIN(F/M) HOODS EVERYWHERE BY SCREAMING OUT, "STEAL EVERYTHING THAT IS NAILED DOWN AND DO IT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION PLEASE....AND RESTOCK AT GOODWILL!"

Please do not throw bricks through bank windows when no one is in them. Have pillow fights instead!
Do not sit down anywhere near a weapons of mass destruction plant and pour water on yourself from a gasoline can and say that you are going to set yourself on fire if all the wars everywhere are not over with in 1 hour! Do not wear a Halloween mask either when you do it to conceal your identity and scare people into waking the fuck up either. Do not have a friend call the police and tell them that you are going to set yourself on fire to distract from the real issue of war either...but you will have the time of your life at the next party telling them it was just a practical joke and that you were only teasing. Do not get shot either or have dogs attack you scream that you will set yourself on fire faster if they try to do any of those things to you. Be cowardly and not afraid for they rod and they staff will protect you! Do not scream obscenities like, "1, 2, 3, 4 I want all the fucking wars over in 39 minutes now or else!!!" as that will draw attention to yourself!

Have fun calling the banks demanding that they put that deposit back into your account of $100 or more that you made on the day your child was killed in a car accident and the deposit slip was burned up in the wreckage. Or ask the bank if the deposit disappeared because their bank has that new "DEPLETED URANIUM BABIES REVENGE VIRUS" or that antichrist code or the Satanic Verses Codex that is going around and the government is trying to conceal so you want your entire savings back from an account you never opened. Do not take no for an answer! Do not let them put you on hold and demand to know what the fuck is taking so long to correct the problem. Tell them you had $53,899.56 in that account and you can prove it you asshole! Where is my money on the screen and it says here your books are all fucked up and your bank computers are tarded in honor of Idiocracy! BTW, THIS DOES WORK...IF YOU ACT QUICKLY THEN TAKE IT RIGHT OUT!

Remember no violence of any kind to anyone and be nice and kind to everyone.

Have T-shirts made with the word "God", "Messiahess", Goddess" "I'm Amy Goodman", "Fag", "Queer" etc etc etc be creative and take back all bad words and make them nice again. Like, "What count---ry are you from?"

FUCK is the syllable for Buddha or God in Vietnamese.

Nam ou a yhee a dah Fuck is as much of an untranslatable blessing as Shalom, Aloha, A'ssalam A'laikum, Syonara mon amour, or Tango! Dance anyone?

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Karen's place...everyone is the world is invited and expected to come to discuss any one's evolution and the critical mass needed for everbody to attain Buddhahood. Long live the age of the Monarchy! And remember that anal sex is best practiced on a man...when a woman is wearing a strap on top! Yippie!

CONGRATULATIONS, MOM AND DAD, FOR GIVING BIRTH TO A BRAND NEW DEPLETED URANIUM BABY! NOT EVEN GOD CARES! ;-)

http://images.google.com/images?q=DEPLETED+URANIUM+BABY+PICTURES&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&client=mozilla&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title!

NOT COPYRIGHTED SEW PLEASE...DISSEMINATE AT WILL! And be...the CREATOR! And FUCK guilt for anything! Guilt has never freed anyone but remorse is helpful for doing what were awful things if you are serious...about changing...the PAST!
">"History is an illusion and what happens historically depends entirely on how much Truth you can tolerate...and I see nothing wonderful about the fulfillment of IGNORANT prophecies of doom and destruction. What seems to me altogether wonderful and marvelous is that the world could quickly come to an unforeseen and unimaginable Glory...if we could only learn to accept with Grace...the simple Truth!

Life and death are both illusions. The realization of this is Enlightenment."....Art Kleps(in Nirbana)

Look, fucking Free Speech(?) TV, you cocksucking reactionaries and you demanded that be said by deleting all of my other posts and the December 25th Demonstration Karen was organizing to be held on the North Pole. We were only kidding about displacing the penguins. KAREN is the sacred Egyptian word for LOVE! So put it all back up in the name of Abbie Hoffman who said, "REAL FREE SPEECH means the right to shout the nuclear bomb went off...before they all do!" And if you think this is going to cause panic...wait and see what it is going to be like when all the Weapons of Mass Devastation do go off in a chain reaction that was started at Hiroshima...and you fuckers did everything you could to NOT stop it with your God damn motherfucking childish infantile PARENTAL need to decide what is fit to be bloged and "politically cunt assfucking correct" for everyone to read and decide for themselves, assholes!

Besides...I have copies of this blog in infinities that went out to tens of thousands a WEEK ago with specific instructions NOT to let you bastards know about it until it was already way way way to late to take any responsibility for it. So fuck all you whoreing CIA, KGB, KKK, NAZI agents in the hate filled sections! I hear the screams now! "NUCLEAR BLAST IN LA!" "IN MOSCOW!" IN PARIS!" IN COPENHAGEN!" IN KANSAS! "IN ETC ETC ETC!" fUCK EVERBODY! WELL ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE CARNAL RELATIONS WITH EVERYONE IN CREATION BUT HONESTLY...I AM JUST NOT THE KIND OF BUDDHA WHO HOLDS HANDS ON THE FIRST DAY OF JUDGMENT...NOT! So fuck you hate filled WE WILL DETERMINE WHAT IS OBSCENE AND FIT TO BE SEEN!...thus sayith the early Jerry Rubin, the late Martin, the assassinated Gandhi and several billion burning souls on this planet of living HELL and AGONY! FUCK YOU! Who the motherfuck do you think you are? Are even a one of you a fully enlightened Buddha who has experienced Ego loss and the terrors of the Bardo. Or don't you fuck wits even know what I am talking about? Which is what I would imagine!!!!!

"WE ARE FORCES OF CHAOS AND ANARCHY!"...gODDESS gRACE sLICK

And you don't have any Enraged Goddesses or Gods there! You are all just a bunch of cowardly liberal talking dykes and fags afraid of your own...Divinity and that of everyone else! Go fuck yourselves and your requests for...monopoly change! :-(

REVOLUTION JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT! AND WE...ARE EVERYWHERE IN CREATION!

"I BELIEVE THERE IS GOODNESS IN EVERYONE! EVEN...DER FUHRE"...Anne Frank...now She.. is a Triple Buddha!!!!!!

Sinead, the Catholic Church is still standing with a Nazi Storm Trooper leading it! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE WAR...AND SING YOUR HEART OUT FOR US!!! OR IS SHE ALREADY? I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF HER RECENT ALBUMS IF SHE HAS AND PLEASE PLEASE I IMPLORE EVERYONE, IF THAT IS THE CASE...DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT! JUST TELL ME WHAT THE NAME OF THE ALBUMS ARE AND I WILL GO OUT AND STEAL A BUNCH OF THEM TO GIVE AWAY...OUTSIDE OF THE STORE!

Aloha, Shalom, Assalam Walakum, Dominus Vobiscum, Pax Domini, and Syonara...mon amours!

PS.
FSTV, nice going leaving this up...because this went out to literally tens of thousands already all over the world hours ago. So this is real real real real real fucking old news by now, ass wips! LMMFAO...all the way...see you in Nirbana, EVERBODY!(And that is the correct pronunciation and spelling of everybody according to my Son George...who said it that way...when He was 2 years old...so many, many...kalpas ago! He is 36 now! Boy...what a MANLY GOD...now!)

LONG LIVE THE MONARCHY! DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY! MEANS KILL THE KING...AND THE QUEEN IS GOD!