Malkin!!!

WARNING! I wrote this July 28th 07 after reading some comments somewhere, about how Michelle Malkin of Foxnews is sexy and all those who don't think so should go to Iraq. You might find it childish and disgusting, but I think it's funny so I'm posting it. Every now and then I have to drop to their level and engage in a little bit of shit-slinging to keep from going completely insane, plus it's fun!
Just so you know, I wasn't completely sure if I should've posted this up until the moment I actually did (and I let it stew in my brain for quite some time). I do after all, have something that resembles a conscience, but like every other childish person, I ignore it on things like this. Yes! I'm immature. Yes! I'm mean! Simply put, "Yes!". By the way, this is one of many drafts. If you look at my blog and say "It's different!!" I'll say, "No shit!" I strongly recommend you do not read the rest of this journal post!!!!!!! (or even what came before the rest of this journal post, and no, I'm not drunk)

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Why does dear old Michelle Malkin hate Muslims? A better question would be, why don't I hate her? This "sexy" (not my word, not my word for her at all) little beast is quite insane. I guess in an insane society she is "sexy". To a rational thinker her very essence is disturbing. Well, at least she admitted on Foxnews that she's a Republican, not even Billo is dumb enough to do that. If I happened to be Billo I'd have to beat her with a rubber tube for that. "I spent the last 10 years trying to convince them that we're fair and balanced and that I'm not a Republican!!! Now now Michelle!!! Take it like a man!". The whole thing gives me an enlarged testicle really.

I swore I wouldn't do it but I must. I must. I must. Michelle's jaw is HUGE!! Christ almighty. Her eyes are so 'poorly made doll-like', I don't know if it's because of her cheeks, but it's horrid! I'd rather stare at Ann Coulters penis, or well Adam's Apple, than look at Michelle Malkin. How is she sexy?

Another funny one is this "Democratic strategist" (or rather, that's what they tell you to seem like they're giving you the other side of the story, when in reality she WORKS AT FOX NEWS! She's as much a leftist as Alan Colmes, meaning of course, she's a fascist) Kirsten Powers. Please people don't buy this bullshit that she and others are liberal. They want you to think the left stands with people like Colmes and Powers so that if you decide (like it's a decision one just makes) to become a liberal, you'll be their liberal. (side note: people I know have simply decided to be liberals or conservatives, it does happen). Of course their liberal is a moderate. They only tolerate moderates because they're not as far to the left as liberals. If Billo and Malkin had their way and every liberal were lined up and shot, do you really think Billo won't turn on the moderates? Anyway, back to making cheap fun of Malkin and the sort. It apparently doesn't take much to be a journalist these days. All you have to do is be louder than the guy you're interviewing and every fucking dumbass American ignoramus will invariably say "Gee, that Michelle is sexy, smart, and she makes a better point than that guy you couldn't hear at all!" It's amazing really what passes for journalism these days. I always thought Cronkite was good, Hunter was the best, Rather is decent, George Seldes was the man, etc. But no! I was wrong! Hunter didn't scream enough people down! Rather never screamed anyone down. Cronkite reported the news accurately! That's not journalism! Journalism is sitting at a desk and reading a teleprompter, which says what your boss wants it to say, not going out and getting the story.