Mayhem in Boston

The people in Boston awoke this morning to find a Police station north of the city was attacked and quickly came under the control of a well equipped and apparently professional force of invaders that within minutes captured and locked up all of the officers found there. This force then released all the prisoners who informed us they watched as these men then loaded the entire arsenal of the police station into a waiting truck. Some of these released prisoners volunteered to help them and amazingly they were paid cash money before they were told to disappear into the night. As this attacking force was leaving they used explosives to blow up all the communications in the building including their computer network but not before copying all of their security software.
The entire attack was completed within twenty minutes and all the attackers escaped and left a much embarrassed Police force with much to explain. Most embarrassing is the people on the street outside laughing and cheering. This is no doubt a stunning event. Witnesses outside the building thought that this was a SWAT team training event as they saw several vans roll up and stop at the building and then teams of men poured out and ran into the police station. The same men came out shortly, got into the vans and rolled off. It was only then the explosions occurred and fire poured from the building as they stared fascinated and bewildered. We'll be interviewing some of these people and will bring that to you shortly. In the meantime we are being informed that the Feds are converging on Boston as we speak and the Governor of Massachusetts will hold a press conference when his office is fully updated.