Menu for the First ANTI-VEGETARIAN Dinner YOU weren't invited to of the Antichrist's Sons and Daughters
About 40 views of this already...35 of them where it was tested before a live audience on two other sites and only one post from one woman on one of them saying, "Closer to reality than one would think."
Isn't it true enough? Isn't it sexy enough? I don't know how to make it more horrific but so help me cocksucking God almighty I swear to you...this is a motherfucking colossal JOKE compared to what is coming! And there is no fucking way out! There is no fucking way out!
Ahhh haaaa! Ahhhh haaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Now don't you wish you had taken your LSD now...to know...if I'm lying! CMFEO for YOU! ;-)
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"I've seen the future. And brother it's MURDER!"...Leonard Cohen
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NEWS FLASH: Obama, Mcain, Hillary, Blair, Hu Jintao, Mahmoud Abbas, Ehud Olmert, Daili Lama, Bishop of Canterbury, Osaama, Bush, Pope and all other self proclaimed spiritual and temporal world leaders hold secret meeting in the U.N. to discuss "THE PLAN!"
Last night all known world leaders met with those who really rule the planet, the CEO's of international corporations, to discuss putting aside all their differences...in order to give the Earth the biggest fucking over She has ever had. During the meeting it was agreed that none of them had any differences anyway however they all had the common desire to subdue, plunder and rape all of humanity in their own way but that collectively they could do an even better...or worse job(if you are are the one getting raped) than any one of them could individually.
Knowing that they all have such little time to do so before death takes them, as well as the most insignificant of us, it was agreed ahead of time that instead of the usual meaningless and boring speeches they all give they should all state the most important attribute they had which would qualify them to take so much...from those who have so little. Below is but a partial list of the statements each of them gave in turn to their sister motherfuckers.
Obama, "I do too have a white mind! And I love the master's house more than the master does!"
McCain, "What year is this again?"
Hillary, "I am not a bitch! I am a white man in drag!"
Blair, "Hail Britannia...Britannia rule the world!"
Hu Jintao, "I am not now nor have I ever been a revolutionary! I am a bureaucrat!"
Mahmound Abbas, "Palestine...smalishstien! It is all about who can kill the most Semites."
Ehud Olmert, "I can kill generations of Jewish children for the next 4,500,000 years. I already use depleted uranium...on our Israeli troops just like Amerikkka does on his troops."
Dali Lama, "What century is this again?"
Bishop of Canterbury, "God save the Queen the fascist regime!"
Osaama, "I can send a wave of suicide bombers into battle like the world has never before seen."
Bush, "I can send a greater wave of suicide bombers into every corner of the Earth than can even be fathomed!"
Pope, "I have enough gold chalices to give every man woman and child one to drink out of...but I want more for my summer residence!"
Saton, "Good! Good! You are all doing my bidding...regardless of how anyone spells Satan."
At the end of the litany of madness the Antichrist gave this benediction before they broke open champagne and shared jokes about world starvation with one another. "I call forth more absolute and utter Evil...in all of YOU!"
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Menu of the First Dinner
of the
Sons and Daughters
of the
Antichrist
Appetizers
Tiger Paws
(Prepared to extinction by the Chiefs of the Communist Party of China)
Escargot
(Because it is expensive)
Hors D'oeuvers
8 Month Old Human Fetal Brains
(Prepared to perfection by the Chiefs of the Association of Retired Abortionist)
First Trimester Fertilized Human Embryos
(Donated by women of wealth, education and liberation who chose to spread their legs...in order to throw caution to
the wind, wear mink, drive a Cadillac and vacation in the Caribbean)
White, Black, Yellow and Red Caviar
(Grown and prepared especially for the occasion by a secret process involving the utilization
of the oceans of tears shed by children)
Entree
Paedophilia's Delight
(Cooked to incomprehensible agony by those who serve the United States Congress)
Human Liver Pate, Human Kidney Stew, Charred Human Lungs and Marinated Human Hearts
(Organs imported fresh from South America)
Prozac, Paxil, Oxycotin, Soma, Barbiturates etc, etc, etc
(Proscribed en Mass by the American Psychiatric Association and America's Pharmaceutical
Industry who work so hard and diligently to keep the world off any illegal drugs they have
decided are bad for you, are addictive and they have assured...are illegal)
Viagra
(To keep the old and impotent up and the young down)
Partial List of Drinks Donated in Appreciation for the
Compassion Showed to Exxon for the Valdez Oil Spill
Coca Cola
Boost
Adrenaline Rush
Mountain Dew
Jolt
Dom Perignon
Top Shelf Liquor
Deserts
Flaming Banana Splits Sprinkled with Real Gold Flakes
(Ice cream made with 100% whole human mothers' milk...with no additives or preservatives
but the high concentrations of DDT that is already in it)
Pre-born, Premies and Post-born Sugary Covered Pinkies, Blackies, Honkies,
Niggers, Spics, Wops, Kikes, Muzzies, Cunts, Fags etc, etc, etc
(Especially prepared to increase the flames of Intolerance, Superstition and HATRED!)
POST SCRIPT
Afterwards the attendees all screamed, hollered and laughed so much in hysteria that they had such a wonderful time together that they vowed and prayed...to end ALL life on the planet before theirs ends.
If you have any suggestions as to what they could serve at their next soiree please contact your nearest leader because those kind of people are always open to those who blindly follow...ANYONE!
"...and you know it don't come easy!" -- one of the Beatles
"Love is the best weapon. Forgiveness of ourselves is the strongest." inspired by my friend Megene