Living Will

Subject: I, ___Kathleen M. Hill___, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians and social workers who couldn\'t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/ doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following, it should be presumed that I won\'t ever get better.

______ glass of white wine ______ margarita ______ medium fried steak and all I can eat salad (hold the lettuce) ______ Mexican food (Hot) ______ Pizza (w/extra anchovies) ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ mandarin orange ______ a cup of coffee & a smoke______ .

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signed,
Kathleen M. Hill