Ralph Nader, genetically designed to look like a white man refuses to confirm his campaign is financed by the KKK!

Ralph Nader maybe genetically designed to look like a white man, who in fact has soul, but his campaign is being openly financed by the KKK(Karen's Kustom Kovers) and "The Women's League of Voters Who Are Skinheads". The primary and secondary reasons that the Australian ballot is no longer used in America is because it wastes paper and doesn't work in conjunction with computers that create chads.

I first became aware of Ralph at the Drug Enforcement Academy that we attended together. Normally I would not have even looked at an underclass woman but he was the only one who was not on crack...and always had the best acid around. We did attend one seminar together entitled Double Reverse Psychology's Effect on Negative Voting, which also was the bases of making the movie Animal House to see if covert agent John Belusi could make Double Secret Probation look normal.

During the course, and of human history, Ralph posed for Playgirl Magazine and also posed the question "What if I have the best interest of humanity at heart and repeatedly run for high public office while secretly receiving funds from people who are not on crack?" Agent Mulder and Agent Scully were brought in from the ABAE Triple X Files to see if they could crack the punch line of the joke Nader was setting up for the demise of western civilization, which Double Agent Gandhi(may Allah to Zeus rest his soul) also thought was a good idea.

This project was later studied by CIA Covert Operator George Carlin, whose code name was "Operator Rutabaga" because he was the only one at the Company who would answer the phone. This was when we were understaffed and before we had animated computers to do the job. Needless to say Agent Chris Rock, code name "Watermelon Eater", was not allowed to work on the operation because he was always playing doctor with the white girls but even more importantly because the document was classified N.T.N.B.O.(Need To No Bases Only). This was also prior to my seeing a Red Sox stealing American bases at Wrigley Field.

I now have clinical proof that the end to the story is no one will vote for the best qualified person for such an important job...preferring instead to vote for evil. And while it is true that Ralph Nader makes Obama's chest look sexy, I do not know for certain if Agent Obama is in fact circumcised...because that information was also classified N.T.N.B.O.

However, I do know how the Company plans to have Secret Agent Nader elected. By having people vote for the greater good even if the damn torpedoes don't fire. I know this for a fact, having received this information from Triple Secret Agent Dave Chappel while he was talking in riddles in between commercials. However, people may not need to know that Agent Chappel secretly divorced his wife...when he found out that she is a nigger lover.

So say ye all? As it is written to be declassified,
zenbuddha, Secret Plant code name "wandering Jew" code binary-out put out OR into effect "Operation...Dessert, FLOWER and BLOOM!"

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