Show your solidarity with the plight of farm workers by just washing your hands after going to the bathroom!

Are you a nitwit liberal who is sick and tired of signing one meaningless and impotent petition after another no matter how much money you donate for Viagra to make you as hard as a drunken wet back raping a white woman?

Do you want to do something to show that you are tired of the same old demonstrations and chants that haven't changed one iota since monkeys learned how to cackle in unison and throw feces at a predator threatening their world? Are you ashamed of the fact that you are not gay so you can come out of the closet to your employer just to find out if he will fire you for the courage it takes to do something like that? Do you want to test your commitment to the cause of sanity in the world and show that you don't just feel for the oppressed...but that you can be one of them?

Well then, nigger, do we ever have one for you! After years of petitions and demonstrations and boycotts and a few insignificant and unimportant deaths of migrant workers negligently ingesting chemicals, insecticides, fertilizers or human excrement that they hadn't developed an immunity to due to their lack of education...finally, and thanks entirely to the efforts of good people like you...those other kind of people have rent a Johns in the field! And some of which are so sanitary that if someone forced you to...you might not even be afraid to look inside of one! But even after more decades of liberals fighting the good fight and lobbying Evil incarnate into passing federal laws guaranteeing those same migrant farm workers the right to have breaks to even use those toilet facilities that were originally put there just to look good...WE still have a long way to go.

Because those very same vegetable and fruit pickers who your bleeding liberal heart goes out to and feels such compassion for labor under the most agonizing stress of knowing that REAL good people at the top of the food chain could ingest something those people at the bottom of the food chain haven't as yet developed an immunity for...to pass it along to the good folk at the top.

Therefore, this coming Monday morning between the hours of 10:00 and 10:15 am EST there is going to be an international civil disobedience action that is massive in scope which has been organized by the Monday Morning Toilet Break Coalition to protest migrant farm workers not having sinks to wash their hands in after using the rent a Johns. At that time millions upon millions upon millions of heterosexual white collar workers are going to go into their boss' office to stick out their hand in the familiar gesture to shake hands and say, "Boss, I just want you to know that I am not a fagot or a dyke and regardless of what color your skin or my skin is...I don't care. I'm still a team player with a white corporate mind and I just washed my hands in the toilet because I'm a nitwit whose not afraid to take a stand when the time comes. I'm an adult who is responsible for my own actions and willing to put my mouth where my ass is if that is what it takes to change the world for the better."

"WHITE CORPORATE MIND POWER!