pig flu

Darrell, his other brother Darrell were going on and on about this swine flu stuff and they scared the hell outta’ Uncle Dad and Sister Mommy. So when a stranger came to town Joe Bob drove him off and nobody around here has died from the swine (pig) flu yet. IN ALL REALITY WHAT ARE THEY COVERING UP BY PUTTING THIS SWINE FLU ALL OVER THE AIRWAVES?